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Well Done Steak

A well done steak is a steak that is fully cooked with no pink in the middle.
person 1: I like well done steak.

person 2: You have a very rare mental disorder which does not allow you to enjoy good food so kindly go waste your money to over cook your steak until it looks like a hokey puck dickhead
by ExDOTP@YT November 13, 2021
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Tube Steak Hero

A large organed man with the power to bring pleasure to any woman or thing in the universe. He can pleasure any of the biggest amazon women in a single pound. he can make a woman break the sound barrier with a single scream. He can cause a woman to climb up walls like spider man with one flick of his hip. The evil chicks have no chance against this massive organ. he will destroy their need to bleed. de-verginize a girl without penetration. Orgies are just a sneeze to him. He is... Tube Steak Hero!
It is straight, it is big, its.....Tube Steak Hero, bringing pleasure to a wife, daughter, mother, near you!
by sude beak July 15, 2011
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Brooklyn Steak Salad

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!
Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!

Joe: You fucking freak!
by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010
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Steak and Blowjob Day

Steak and Blow job day, as I've known it to be for many years is on March 10 due to it being the 69th day of the year except for when it is a leap year, then it is March 9. But for simplicity, let's just keep it March 10.
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alabama steak knife

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.
Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.
by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016
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steak n chiper

to have realy wild sex with somone
Steve wanted to steak n chiper !
by H-babelicious June 17, 2008
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Juicy Butt Steak

A juicy butt steak is when you go to a ranch, find the nearest cow you see and bite its ass.
Kri: Ooh! A cow! chomp
Cow: WTF DUDE! You bit my ass!
Kri: What? I just wanted a Juicy Steak Butt.
That is one juicy butt steak.. °)/`¤´\°)
by fartartpoptart August 1, 2017
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