cumming into a dirty asshole
Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.
by nastynikk September 21, 2020
Get the oreo starfishmug. The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
Get the Sweet Chocolate Starfishmug. by Uber Dragon flex January 19, 2019
Get the Jizzbelly Starfishmug.