Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.

Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.

by Pietrow August 1, 2021

stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.

You know that person right they are a stalker GF.

by gasdas April 19, 2018

Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

Pussy Stalker

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.

Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 October 3, 2016

Stalker Mcfinnigan

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!

Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it

by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011

Anti-stalker

An anti-stalker is, as you might think, the antithesis of a traditional stalker. A shared behavior among anti-stalkers and stalkers is that they both learn the schedules of their target. However, stalkers aim to follow their target while anti-stalkers aim to avoid them.

Stacy: God, Brian's such an anti-stalker, I swear I'm gonna hunt him down and use his crush on me as soon as I get my hands on him.
Tiffany: That's creepy.

by Some lifeless loser February 2, 2024