Pussy Stalker

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.

Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 October 3, 2016

Anti-stalker

An anti-stalker is, as you might think, the antithesis of a traditional stalker. A shared behavior among anti-stalkers and stalkers is that they both learn the schedules of their target. However, stalkers aim to follow their target while anti-stalkers aim to avoid them.

Stacy: God, Brian's such an anti-stalker, I swear I'm gonna hunt him down and use his crush on me as soon as I get my hands on him.
Tiffany: That's creepy.

by Some lifeless loser February 2, 2024

mda stalker

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.

Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!

by kissmygrits December 15, 2013

Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

Stalker

My stalker ALSO walks free. Surveillance, Life invasion, Intimidation, and Interference through sabotage or attack are the 4 categories of stalking. All of thise things are on some level happening to me too! We're stalker buddies!

Hym "Hey, very cool! Me and Taylor are stalker buddies! And mine are just as fat and gross as yours are! Look at em. Look look look, we got the fat, bald, fish mouthed retard whose been there for 15 years and doesn't like it when I chat up the honies. We have this gross bloated fuck who looks inflatable, and then we got the fat retard molester with the hot sister they REALLY don't want me to be around. Hilarious! Me and Taylor forever! Stalker buddies for life!"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

Walker Stalker

When someone is heading in the same direction as you and they walk too close behind you and it makes you feel like your being stalked.

I was walking to work this morning and that wierd geeza from down the street was walking behind me, he was that close I could feel his breath on the back of my neck, he was being a proper Walker Stalker.

by LLLLLLegend January 9, 2020