quick stalk

It's when you need to soak someone very quickly to see if they are a creep

I quick stalked toms friend to see if he could trust them

by Alexis.marie.8 November 19, 2016

Parking Lot Stalk

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.

Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.

by FOXY BOXY February 21, 2011

chainsaw stalk

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.

ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot

by bobb0913 June 28, 2009

Signal Stalking

When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.

Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?

by The Shit List April 1, 2009

Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.

Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month

by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist

Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."

by mstmat September 25, 2009