When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”
by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023
Get the Jackpot of Jack Squatmug. The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.
In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!
by Chrailey July 9, 2011
Get the cum twat squatmug. A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?
Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?
Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?
Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?
Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?
Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. 
Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.
Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.
Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...
Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!
Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...
Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!
by Morgan :P August 14, 2011
Get the pop a squat or i'll pop your squatmug. From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.
by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. hey tom
whats up bob
nothing just jar squatting
ohh well have some fun with that
ohh i will see ya later
see ya
whats up bob
nothing just jar squatting
ohh well have some fun with that
ohh i will see ya later
see ya
by bucs 76 April 4, 2010
Get the jar squattingmug.