shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

coin slotted

the act of sexually inserting a quarter into partners ass and then you ride them all night as if it were a ride.

That guy totally coin slotted that other person.

by jeffisjeff February 23, 2011

log splitter

Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.

My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass

by ladyloader July 30, 2011

sploitz

Notable or heroic acts. Often modified by the adjective "mad" which implies an even greater magnitude of heroism.

Word of Rucianu's mad sploitz preceded him; indeed, the longer he battled against the oppressive forces of the Empire, the more famous he became to Rebel sympathizers across the galaxy.

by Jamikaze November 13, 2005

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

Splitter

Young freshman girls that are still virgins, so small and petite, that they will split in half with sexual penetration. Tight little chicks that split open during sex.

"Hey, did you guys see that little blond freshmen chick' in the short skirt? "Yeah Bro, she's a total splitter".

by Scontfuuckmenow April 6, 2010

clit splitter

the act of fucking your partner in the vagina until she gets a new hole.

i want you to clit splitter me johny!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006