shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.

We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...

by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009

Spittin Cut

Talking Rowdy shit about or to someone behind their back.

Fern: "Bitch why you be Spittin Cut behind my back?

Bucky: "Cuz ur nasty ass ain't nothing but a damn hoe"

Fern: "Bitch"

by fernpie69 April 7, 2010

spotting out

When you spot someone really attractive and make excuses to pass by them (multiple times) in hopes they might notice you.

I saw you walk past the same part of the caf today twice! Who are you spotting out?!

"Why does Katie keep leaving the table??
"Oh she just forgot napkins first, then she wanted coffee, and then she forgot a straw so she's left a few times."
"Ohhhhh C'mon, she doesn't really need those things, she's just spotting someone out."

by triiinket May 3, 2012

shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013

splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.

Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!

by vahouzn April 13, 2014

shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.

That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014

shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt

by sketchy June 20, 2015