simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.

yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer

by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014

simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.

While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.

by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015

Shimples

Pimples contracted from eating ass.

A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".

Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples

by Screw-It-I'm-Out August 20, 2017

Simpleson

A simple person who does everything normal, and has a large forehead.

"You fucking simpleson!"

by CoffeeForIdiots November 1, 2017

Simpleton

A FOOL

Only A Simpleton writes supposed lyrics like that.

by SEER167 June 9, 2018

Swimple

Pimple on your back caused by not showering and being sweaty.

Damn dude that’s one hell of a swimple! You need to wash up!

by PX2FB December 22, 2018

Simpleton

Ailbhe Gallagher

“Ailbhe Gallagher is w simpleton who doesn’t know what a simpleton is”

by Lovefromtbm January 1, 2019