sneeze edging

When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).

Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.

by Tanooki14 May 4, 2022

Semen Sneezer

n. a statement implying that someone sucks so much cock, their bodily fluids have been replaced by semen.

v. the act of sneezing semen.

Look at that hosehound, i bet that bitch just SNEEZES semen!

Fuck you!
Bitch!
Asshole!
Cunt!
Dick!
Semen sneezer!
*speachless*

by BrAcK6 November 7, 2009

Fail Sneeze

When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.

"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."

by Festy Stephie January 18, 2010

garbage sneeze

sneeze that smells like a mix of garbage and snot; most if not all sneezes smell similar to this, though there is some variety in the smell.

when you sneeze and there's that shit (mix of snot and a variety of other shit) on your arm, it smells like garbage and snot, aka, garbage sneeze.

by daood July 15, 2010

snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.

"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."

by Wooglin Frowns March 15, 2014

she sneezed

when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break

Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."

by CeeKay! November 22, 2021

cheeze sneeze

A queef coming from a yeast infected puss.

The putrid odor was a bitch, but nothing like the cheeze sneeze I was hit with once I pulled out!

by Rube-attack December 9, 2021