scoot your boot

what you would say to someone when they're in your way and you want them to move thier fat ass.

"Dude, scoot your boot i can't see the t.v."

by sheistyskeeze October 8, 2008

Photo shoot lesbian.

A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.

Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!

by Alesbianwithshortnails. June 12, 2011

snootch to the nootch

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.

"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005

beer scooter

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)

"How did you get home Sebastian?"

"On a beer scooter"

"Oh"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.

Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008

fruit scoot

sombody who rides a razor scooter, and is constantly in the way at most skate parks.

hey that fruit scoot just fell, and the handle bars really taxed his brown eye.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth August 25, 2003

Dookie Shoot

noun: 1. A term referring to the asshole. 2. The ass hole.

Do you take it up the Dookie Shoot?

by Mike's Wifey May 15, 2005