A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.
Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"
Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."
Mark: "Bummer."
Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."
Mark: "Bummer."
by Sheap July 26, 2011
Get the Slow gas leakmug. A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.
by CBslimjim September 16, 2019
Get the Ripping Slow Assmug. The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.
The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
by bootanger October 25, 2006
Get the slow-motion suicidemug. Term used to inform a homie that he's getting outta control and he might want to shut the hell up before he gets beat the hell up.
by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003
Get the slow your rollmug. Prom was fun. but i was hoping for more exciting dancing. there was nothing but the typicall highschool slow dance.
by LordArcher January 27, 2007
Get the highschool slow dancemug. The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".
Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)
Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
Get the Slow Air Jerkmug. a boner while slow dancing
by concrete cowboy May 21, 2006
Get the slow dance chubbymug.