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story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.
by bagitbabe October 9, 2008
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drip shaker

Staff or personal assistant to a high-level executive or elected official.
I just got a new boss, whose only qualification is that he was the VP's drip shaker.
by parisborn April 14, 2009
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cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp
Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!
by Big OJ March 26, 2009
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Slutty Slacker

Someone that flirts with co-workers instead of doing their assigned task.
She is a Slutty Slacker today!
by Cat VonD March 24, 2010
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protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'
1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.
by sheligalo June 21, 2010
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new slaver

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
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Subzilla Slayer

Anyone who stands up to a Subzilla and succeeds at butt blocking her. Can be a male or female. Can be the target of the Subzilla or a bystander watching the whole thing.
Example #1

Subzilla: Move your bag to your lap so I can sit down.
Subzillla Slayer: My bag is 4 inches wide. Even if I moved it, you wouldn't fit.
Subzilla: Bitch, I said move your bag!
Subzilla Slayer: BITCH, this bag isn't moving until someone else leaves and opens up more room to accommodate your huge ass. If you don't like it then leave and wait for the next train!
*Subzilla leaves huffing and puffing*

Example #2
Subzilla to her Skinny Victim: Move over so I can sit down.
Subzilla Skinny Victim: There is no room to move.
Subzilla: Bitch, I am going to sit down, I don't care if it's on your lap!
Subzilla Slayer bystander: Bitch, you heard what she said. There is no room! Back your huge ass off and wait for someone to leave.
Subzilla: I wasn't talking to you.
Subzilla Slayer bystander: Well, I am talking to you! What, did you fail geometry? Your ass don't fit!!
*Subzilla leaves huffing and puffing.*
by nycdweller December 1, 2013
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