Gunk it up with your skunk fingers

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.

"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.

by 33bottles November 19, 2013

jee wiz skunk master flunk

when your really surprised and shocked.

caitlin: omg did you hear about alice shes a slag 5 boys in 5 days she now has chlamydia

abii: jee wiz skunk master flunk

by 123456789swagcool December 5, 2017

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

by Christie Malry October 9, 2006

piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

some one who you really hate or a hullicination when you mix weed and extesy

dude, im so baked i think im starting to see a piss licking skunk asshole eater grandma fucking tranny

by funkmaster101 July 9, 2011

I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Insult. Often described as the worst insult around, if someone uses it the reciever has been known to pass out with lyrical shock.
First heard used by the MC: Devilman against Skepta in lord of the mic 2.

person 1: your rhymes are swag. KMT
Person 2: o yeah?, well I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

Person one passes out.

by MichaelKalugin9 April 4, 2010

93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash

Dave's weed.

#PolePosition #StayLit

"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick

by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021