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like a Jew on shrimp 

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo
When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.
like a Jew on shrimp by Chippy Chip February 22, 2008

Jumbo Shrimp 

A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.

The target audience is long-distance couples.
"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'
Jumbo Shrimp by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010

the shrimp

When a guy jerks off in fetus position and ejaculates in his own mouth.
Ashley is really gross.. He did the shrimp infront of everyone. He said it was no big deal.
the shrimp by KrazyKane May 17, 2009

Singapore Shrimp Ring 

Having anal sex with a group of women bent over in a circle, sticking their asses up in the air, thus resembling a shrimp ring.
"Man, that orgy was off the hook. These 6 girls all got in a circle and stuck their asses in the air, and I ass-fucked each of them. It was a regular old Singapore Shrimp Ring".

Urban shrimp jockey 

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

Salty Shrimp 

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
Salty Shrimp by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016