dan shell

A kid, usually from Mississippi, who has puubes on his head and looks like he’s from Turkmenistan. He is attracted to bigger women who have a bigger dick than he does.

Look it’s Dan Shell!! He’s a faggot.

by nosac69 February 16, 2019

Crushing of the Shell

A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.

At what time will your "Crushing of the Shell" be starting?

by LindsayLohan49 August 27, 2013

mary in a taco shell

When a religious girl engages in sexual activity with other girls, namely in the effort to avoid the sin of vaginal penetration.

She's Mary in a Taco Shell, bro. She keep it hid.

by Prancingking January 7, 2015

Crab Shell

Verb to describes what ones penis looks like after it aquires herpees

OH SHIT MAN YOU GOT A FUCKING CRAB SHELL!!!! get herpicin HQ

by CACK SHIT January 10, 2004

clam shell

(v.) The female equivalent of a cock block, i.e. when a female prevents you from scoring sexually.

When Amanda and I got back to her place after the party, her roommate totally clam shelled me by suggesting we all watch the "Glee" marathon on TV.

by segway56 October 9, 2011

shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by stephenTO!! August 21, 2008

shelli lockwood

a fine gurl who dont take no stuff. she love to crack. she got a big booty and she is very pretty.

them girls that stay in liberty city that are fine.

by them black boys at mlms!!!!!!!! March 4, 2005