tossing the sheets

Tossing the sheets is another term of saying let's get freaky as fuck in this bed by tossing the sheets

By: Mr&Misses.Smith
Erik: baby you ready to go " Toss the sheets ?"
Victoria:Fuck yea, you know I will toss the sheets with your lion king ass any and every chance I get

"TOSSING THE SHEETS WITH MY BOTTOM BITCH"
by Mr.&Mrs.Smith December 30, 2021
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Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.
Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
by WangmasterFlash September 20, 2024
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Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!
After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.
by DJ Jewdiculous November 08, 2010
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balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.
"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."
by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008
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Black Satin Sheets

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.
by The girl from the flats May 08, 2013
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Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

by I go by Taylor on occasion August 03, 2007
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