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jake searles

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.
Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy
by William Searles November 23, 2013
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joseph sears school

a bunch of rich privileged kids go here and it’s a small school and class of 2020 is stuck up asf
those joseph sears school kids ouch
by annie rain September 26, 2019
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Simple Salary Man

A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.

This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.

Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.

Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
by Maffeeeeew May 13, 2020
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Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021
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Salar

The frothy mixture of semen and feces that forms during anal sex.
Ronaldo: We were having a great time but had to stop cause of Salar
Marianne: Bummer. Nobody likes Salar.
by Salar is a douchebag January 22, 2021
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Soul Searching

Hey John, I can see a booger in your nose. You need to do some serious Soul Searching, dude.
by callousobserver September 15, 2016
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salar

A fungal infection in the anus caused by repeated penetration despite the presence of an open wound and poor hygiene.
Amir: Roberta is on antibiotics again, she got a another Salar.

Juanita: eww that is gross! Salars are disgusting. Too much info!
by StrawberrySmoothyyyyy July 8, 2018
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