Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024

twat seal

nova ring prevemt leak

you have a faulty twat seal

by gangastarster July 31, 2006

The Navy SEAL Burger

Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.

They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.

by Mohaf March 11, 2024

The Forth Seal

Li stove the forth seal

the forth seal is death

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

seal

A type of hold you have on a person. For example, having sex with a girl can create a certain hold on a girl that makes her attached to you.

Yeah, I took her out to the movies. I definitely got a seal on her

by apwiz February 9, 2020

vacuum sealed

When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.

*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”

by reelrod April 8, 2022