A obsessed Jamaican that can only go around saying play Misty for me in the presence of Misty. While his wife is in the bed room getting down with five dogs naked wit a peanut butter jar. Yelling so scratch your ruining my orgasmo from the tongue licking dogs.
Scratch couldn't shut up riding his bike with the team yelling I know a girl named Misty that we can hack and abuse. Beg her to play Misty fir us .
by anonymous March 2, 2022
Get the SCRATCHmug. by Barry Marriott February 13, 2012
Get the Bite that Scratchmug. A term for Bisexual men who are straight. It's an old Jazz term done by Jazz Musicians especially Pianist when they scratch their nose Left that means tonight is for Women, when they scratch their nose right it means today is for Men. If you Scratch left you are mostly with women (Men Vice Versa). If you scratch under in the nose is for women you like vaginal, over the nose is you like anal (Men Vice Versa)
I scratch left always but I wear a tribal tattoo on my right arm of the Virgen de Sapopa, Jesus Christ and my Wife for when I scratched right mostly.
by Justme1981 April 10, 2019
Get the Scratchmug. To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
Get the Scratch the labmug. When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.
by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025
Get the Record Scratchmug. by Treeseph March 12, 2021
Get the Scratch and sniffmug. Scratch is a community for people to code, and make friends, and interact with each other, and is typically for people ages 8 to 16. It was created in May 2007 by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. The link is scratch.mit.edu.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, I love Scratch! It’s such a fun website to use!
Person 2: Me too! I use it all the time!
Person 2: Me too! I use it all the time!
by CountBlossom July 11, 2023
Get the Scratchmug.