Ultimate scissoring 

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

Ultimate scissoring by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

Rainbow Scissors

When three or more women of varying ethnicity get naked and rub their genitalia together, making a half circle or ‘rainbow’. After each orgasm, the rotation is changed.

The sorority is great, and the Rainbow Scissors on Sunday nights are fantastic and always get everyone off!

Rainbow Scissors by GoddessOfYouTube March 22, 2019

Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands

Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.

Baby Scissors by Jetzke February 12, 2020

Athletic Scissors 

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.

He be havin Athletic Scissors.

Athletic Scissors by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

Dull Scissors 

When a bisexual or lesbian woman performs poorly during intercourse with another female.

April had no idea how to take care of her girl in the bedroom, she’s dull scissors for sure.

Dull Scissors by TreyANDLilly September 13, 2020

God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

God Scissors by ;-------> July 6, 2021

Safety scissors 

Lesbians who use protective gear.

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !

Safety scissors by stonebullets February 4, 2022