Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

Joe Schmeckles

A person who is gay.

That guy is a real Joe Schmeckles! He isn't staying the night is he?

by theunknowning February 2, 2025

Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...

Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.

by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023