A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.
Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."
by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017

A fat, ugly, retarted, Horny, GenjiMain1121, He stalker, Autistic person How do you climb walls with Genji a ninja?
by Karsvn hi January 23, 2018

The leader of the middle school skater posse. He exclusively only listens to Mac Miller smokes notebook paper to seem cool. He is also a the shortest amount the group.
by Pimpdaddy96 January 2, 2022

Wow, American Dad keeps pushing further and further the limits of what it can do. Next season they should just go full Savage Dragon.
by CheesecakeAvenger June 8, 2018

The greatest groupchat of al time. These people have got something no group has seen before! They can be cut throat at times but these folks are legit.
by Sharkboy282 July 19, 2021

by Savage Greenbelt May 18, 2020
