Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020

Satan's semen

A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze

3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies

by Rumpleguy69 March 7, 2022

Satan's Shampoo

When your in the shower with you girl and you cum in your hand then massage it into her hair while she's not looking.

Was getting feisty in the shower with my girl when I dropped a load and gave her the Satan's shampoo treatment.

by BigDog The Pirate October 6, 2018

Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015

Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020