salmon run loop

The perception that (despite much effort) no progress is actually being made as one attempts to struggle forward with one's life. From salmon run + (tape or film) loop; combining the difficultly encountered by salmon as they head upstream to spawn and the endless repetition of a film or tape loop.

Every month it was the same thing: a salmon run loop of cutting back on everything in order to keep up with the spiraling interest on the family's credit cards.

by maximo hudson June 26, 2009

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015

Samming

The compulsion to make sandwhiches using your entree itemes and the bread product provided

The waiter brought me more rolls when he saw me Samming the turkey and mash potatoes.

by Jtrigger January 30, 2016

Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

Samsondogg13_YT

A complimentary way to describe a soldier of the glorious and esteemed Saint Lawrence Company based off the achievements Samsondogg13_YT accomplished during his 7 months tenure in the Saint Lawrence Company. Samsondogg13_YT received a Mark Of Prestige and Cross Of Valour. Additionally reaching ranks of Lieutenant and Master Sergeant. Serving in the UBT program diligently for 4 months too. Thus being referred to as Samsondogg13_YT is a compliment.

Holy shit! he's being a Samsondogg13_YT right now.

we should promote that lad to officer. they are a mirror of Samsondogg13_YT!

by BaneLegacy July 20, 2023