a bird...a snitch..a liar...a conniver...and a whore...someone who can't be trusted around your man...someone who cant be labeled as a friend....a bitch thats on the menu...someone who is always gonna be a hater and is born from the scum of the world
by jaquel May 31, 2006
Get the swamp duck mug.A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.
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Generally used to discribe a female. A swamp face is someone that has a face not even a mother could love. this cannot describe someone with just acne or a unibrow it has to refer to many problems and/or blemishes. if you can't look at this person's face without laughing or vomiting you've met a Swamp Face.
by Casey114 June 14, 2007
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by Vic T March 23, 2008
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The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.
They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.
See also Hippocrocodillaped
The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.
They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.
See also Hippocrocodillaped
by Phill Howe December 27, 2007
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When you are skinny dipping in Lake Brazos, pretend like you are dead and do the dead man's float. As you float by someone in the water, quickly come to life and fist them in the a-hole or v-hole respectively.
Don't forget to wear the proper protection- a welding glove covered in sand paper.
When you are skinny dipping in Lake Brazos, pretend like you are dead and do the dead man's float. As you float by someone in the water, quickly come to life and fist them in the a-hole or v-hole respectively.
Don't forget to wear the proper protection- a welding glove covered in sand paper.
by AllieJillBrockparty April 26, 2008
Get the The Waco Swamp Dog mug.An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
by Come on meow November 28, 2014
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