The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
by GC BLAKK August 14, 2008
following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
by Spazmatic rifle February 19, 2021
A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
by Wurzzag September 03, 2021
The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 25, 2020