the white stuff

n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.

(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.

Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.



Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?

Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...

Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)

Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...

Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.

Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...

Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.

by Carl Willis August 26, 2004

stuff

to stuff = to fuck

get stuffed !

by lskd;fjszfa November 26, 2003

stiffy

An erect penis,usally gotten through sexual arousal.

We all know Paris Hilton sucked her boyfriend Rick Solomon's stiffy,weird lighting there too.

by Dude_75 April 17, 2006

Crotch Stuffer

Modestly endowed male who, to avoid embarrasment in changing and locker room situations, uses items such as socks and tissues to create the bulge that his small sexual organs never could.

Jon "I saw Ernie in his underwear after soccer practice, it looked like he's finally grown!"
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."

by Kolomarc August 28, 2006

ass stuffing

The act of roughly shoving a large cock up someone's ass, often followed by fast-paced anal sex.

It became apparent that Sally would be unable to sit through this train ride due to the significant ass stuffing she'd received just minutes ago.

by couldntthinkofausername February 12, 2017

cool guy stuff

The act of smoking marijauna. An alterate way of reffering to smoking marijauna.

Yo Gordon you want to do cool guy stuff later?

Ya dude Im always down for cool guy stuff.

by Gerard Anthony LoSardo II November 23, 2007

stuffed taco

A womans vagina with a penis inserted in it

I had sex with Mary the other night and she had a great stuffed taco. I stuffed her taco

by Cramerica Industries January 4, 2007