australian bong stand

When you take a toke upside down in a handstand as someone lights and pulls the bowl for you, similar to the famous well known "keg stand". Though it is socially okay to do when not at a party but takes atleast 2 people to achieve unless you want to take it to another level

"Yooo i cant wait for that party ryan is having im totally gonna do an australian bong stand"

"You have never done an australian bong stand!? It gets you soooo high man!"

by Yeeteroni&Cheese January 1, 2020

7 night stand

A one week period where you and your partner lock each other in your bedroom and you fuck each other until one person dies. The remaining player is the winner.

me and tyler had a 7 night stand and i killed his ass, yo!

tyler and alysha had a 7 night stand and it ended in a draw. Alysha survived by eating tylers cockmeat sandwhich and drinking his see through semen. Tyler was able to survive by eating out and drinking alyshas orgasm.

by tyler and alysha. December 30, 2009

d stand

passing out at a bar on a chick with at least "d" cups because you cant hold your head up anymore

David: dam im tore up, can i take a D stand until i wake up?

Tracey: yeah thats fine, take your time boo

by David Andersen January 22, 2008

One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

by Leesydney November 17, 2010

three night stand

What’s a one night stand, plus a two night stand?

A three night stand, that's what.

by 👨🏻‍🎓 February 1, 2018

Mam' Stand

The act of one individual exposing their breasts and laying (back down) on a keg of beer. At this point, a second party mounts, much as if to do a keg stand, but in lieu of beer, the second party chugs milk out of the exposed mammary gland(s). And if a third party enters to perform fellatio on the mam' stander - then - bonus.

Kage's totally gonna do a ten minute mam' stand on Bridget's Bailey's-lactating tits. Tailgates start at 8:30, damnit.

by The Rage Kage November 4, 2008