shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

by shnookers May 20, 2008

Spooning Furiously

1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.

Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."

Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."

by samsayton April 10, 2011

prison spoon

When you're eating a brown bag lunch only to realize you didn't bring something to eat with and you fashion a device to eat with out of something else.

"I had to make a prison spoon out of a piece of a plastic dixie cup after I realized I didn't bring anything to eat my lunch with."

by DeutscheBagelow May 12, 2009

wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

by hack314 February 13, 2007

poon spoon

spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption

Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.

by aankie April 22, 2007

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood

"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"

by EMF0X June 7, 2018