nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.
by MutantStrike December 9, 2008
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Violent Sneeze

When a sneeze rocks your chicken nugget so hard that it becomes violent like a hard rocker.
I almost had a violent sneeze when I flipped my nugget trying to reach for a tissue.
by Jukola November 22, 2021
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dracula sneeze

when u girl sucks your dick and makes it so hard she bit it off 12 times erased your mind let you think you were still getting sucked enough to get you to call her again and still say im leaving the dream when the conversation starts the first time
in italian like mix with spanish and something else voice "i fucking gave him the dracula sneeze 43 times and he call me 83 times"
by BlancoFamily January 15, 2022
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Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus
“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming
by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022
mugGet the Asshole Sneezemug.

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
by Leopards14 December 6, 2023
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Sneeze

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022
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Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
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