slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Slippery Slide

When a group of guys sit in a circle and masturbate until the floor is covered in semen. Then have a contest to see who can stand the longest without falling.

Last Saturday me and the boys pulled a slippery slide in Gina's room

by BushesBestBaked October 14, 2018

slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

slippin

Getting stuck on one girl (or guy if ur a girl) and losing ur player way and not running ur game on every person of the opposite sex u see

Ever since I started gettin close with her the boys been tellin me i'm slippin.

by E² October 4, 2007

Slippery Git Mat

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable

This slippery git mat is really slippery

by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004

Slippery Velvet

1. wet Pussy
2. A vagina, specifically when aroused and ready to play

"My tongue trailed up her thighs and to her slippery velvet where I brought her to ecstasy"

by chronicsuiiphile June 19, 2007