facebook baby shield

the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.

A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.

by wazupyo June 3, 2010

Shibert

some random word that could be inserted into just about any sentence to make the sentence better

you are a shibert
stop shiberting

come shibert me
"your mom died" "oh shibert"
you are so shibertly stupid

by pixzy March 3, 2021

shideways

verb, or verb-descriptive noun

To pass solid waste whilst positioned at a 90 degree orientation (vertical axis) to the accepted normal for the aforementioned activity.

To take a dump sideways.

1) I caught brian on film taking a shideways.

2) BRB: shideways

by Double-O-Denim March 15, 2004

Shiter

Scottish slang for the term 'toilet'.

Im going for a dump in the shiter.

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

Shield

The female in a group of mates at the clubs who is usually fat ugly or both that has no chance of getting the D so she does everything in her power to stop her mates from getting any too.

David: Ronan was dancing with a fly honey last night nek minnit he for attacked her meat axe shield.

Sam: oooosh

by Bigdgtownnz June 6, 2013

shiter

a word to decribe your arsehole

jesus fuckme I had a curry last night and now my shiter is buring like fuck.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

the shield

the best show ever created? why i do think so.

the shield

Antwon Mitchell: From now on, when I say, "Suck my dick", you say, "You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?"

by antidisestablishmentarianism December 28, 2005