senior swoop

When senior pursues a relationship with a junior within the first few weeks of school starting.

Man Tony is such a senior swooper he is dating a junior.

by Broomboy6788766 August 30, 2023

Super Senior

A senior in high school who likes being a pedophile to the freshmen.

"Where my hug at" "Marco is a super senior because they like to pray on minors."

by Abby Q. March 13, 2025

Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

"Junior" Senior

Seniors are considered those 65 and older but younger seniors don't identify as "seniors" given the demographic has such a wide span - from 65-100+.

I'm not ready to move to a retirement community. I'm a "junior" senior.

by yogator January 6, 2022

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place

Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!

by your best idiot May 15, 2010

senior

old man that keeps a rifle and service pistol, knows the rules of engagement and trial by combat and can take a squad of police by himself.

a old woman who cooks better than career chefs if you want her favourite dish but is getting dementia and doesnt know about the charter of human rights or the freedoms assoiciadted and hasnt kept up with society.

millenial: that seniors pissed better find cover.

that seniors not eating enough is her debt bigger than her house?

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020