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NAPLAN Season

NAPLAN; the standardised testing in Australia used for Year 3, Year 5, Year 7, and Year 9 students.

NAPLAN season is the time of year in which NAPLAN testing rolls around. It can also be called "Hell."
P1: Happy May. Hey, you know what that means...
P2: What?

P1: It's almost NAPLAN season.
P2: Fuck my life.
by makkapakka-akkawakka May 16, 2021
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Emmys Season

Held in the Month of September is the Emmys season, The highly Anticipated Television Awards where actors/actresses win awards based on their performances.
“I have high hopes for Elizabeth Olsen this Emmys Season
by coldpillowmoment September 3, 2021
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Blixy season

Early summer to the end of summer we listen to nothing but blixy sosa a rapper from Massachusetts
Yo bro it’s blixy season
by It’s TTAA bitch June 4, 2021
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover
Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned
by It’s a thing February 14, 2023
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seasonal penis

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis
by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021
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Cuffing Season

Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day.
November 1st - February 15th

When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.

It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).

But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').

The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.

Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.

Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
Cuffing Season has begun; have you been cuffed?
by 800Wmarietta January 2, 2016
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