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Santa Claus

by The White Parade February 12, 2020
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santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.
by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022
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Sticky Santa

A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.
Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr
by MysteriousPenguin January 24, 2019
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Santa Klaws

People in the Philippines(PI) like 2 celebrate Christmas 4 as long as possible! The playing of Christmas carols in shops starts on the 1st of September! The formal Christmas celebrations start on 16th December when many people go 2 the 1st of 9 pre-dawn or early morning masses. The last mass is on Christmas day. The Christmas celebrations continue 2 the 1st Sunday in January when Epiphany or the Feast of the 3 Kings is celebrated.

In the PI the early masses held be4 Christmas R called the 'Misa de Gallo' or 'Simbang Gabi' in Filipino.

Christmas customs in the PI R a mixture of western & native Filipino traditions. (Christianity became widely known in The PI in the 1500s when missionaries from countries like Portugal & Spain traveled 2 the area.) So people in the PI have Santa Claus (or 'Santa Klaws'), Christmas trees, Christmas cards & Christmas carols from western countries!

One very special person who helps people in the PI celebrate Christmas is Santa R-Kayma Klaws. He is a Filipino citizen, in his 70s & is of Filipino/Irish descent. He has been spreading Christmas cheer among poor Filipino children & seniors by adorning custom made suits as Santa during charity missions & corporate events in poor areas of the Philippines 4 over 56 years. He has a 'giant motor sleigh' (an air-conditioned bus!) that is used in many missions all over the PI. Santa R-Kayma Klaws owns the PI' only reindeer farm at Mt. Isarog in Barangay Sta. Cruz, Ocampo, Camarines Sur.
Santa Klaws may facebook ka ba?
by Santa Klaws November 23, 2020
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Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason
by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018
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Santa Fever

Similar to Jungle and Yellow fever, Santa fever is a increased affinity or even fetish towards tall, bearded, well-built, mature white men.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.
"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.
by Niecythegreat July 26, 2016
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Santa Daddy

Basically a sugar daddy, but only throughout the months of November to January 1st
Megan: Should i ask Brad to be my Santa Daddy?

Lisa: Um, DUH?!
by cuckertwentyfive November 11, 2018
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