Rule 87

A generally accepted internet rule that states: As long as there is internet, there will be trolls.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing?
Guy 2: Browsing these forums... are you kidding me, this guy says "coke is da worst and all the ppl who drink r cunts w/ moutherpes"
Guy 1: Thats actually not that hard to believe, rule 87 man.

by Percei December 29, 2008

rules

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!
Bon Jovi sucks shit.

by Assweepay October 31, 2003

Rule 126-x

Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: It will be done.

by ElPresidente126 January 19, 2010

Rule H

Rule H states "Never eat anything Larger than your Head".

"Better get some help with that 16 inch Pizza.Rule H, yo."

by Waboa February 1, 2009

Rule 9005

Haters gonna hates.

Dude 1: Hey look guys I just done a killing spree of 20
Dude 2: Yeah, I call HAX !
Dude 3: Rule 9005.

by Spytre July 6, 2011

rule 256

Code comments are mostly evil.

#define TRUE FALSE

//Happy debugging suckers rule 256

by Wolf-101 December 1, 2016

rule 217

when someone buys you food you can't be mean to them for the rest of the day

joe:*buys fries
bill:"fuck you"
joe:*gives fries to bill* "rule 217"

by cheeseman2345 June 3, 2017