redneck olympics

similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin' or swimmin' an such, there's sports like hay bale jumpin', mud wrasslin', mud tug-of-war, cow tippin', and frog giggin'.

The ferst round of the redneck olympics was the cow tippin'.

by Simonds July 20, 2006

redneck tech

n. Indian River Community College, in south-central florida. A tech school where he with a mustang GT is king.

What school you going to?
I enrolled at redneck tech.

by Sweetmofugginj April 19, 2005

Redneck

Lets just say that you are one if you were seen cooking roadkill beef jerky on the top of the hood of your old tractor.

hell yes im a fuckin redneck, i fuckin make beef jerky

by BEEFJERKY, BIATCH February 16, 2005

Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.

After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

by mispamc3 February 6, 2008

teabagging redneck

The term first coined by actress Janine Garofalo, referring to the participants of the U.S. tea party protests against an out-of-control government held on April 15, 2009.

Janine G. (desperate for attention): "This is straight up racism. It's about a black man in office. These protesters are just a bunch of teabagging rednecks."

by MeDavebo September 29, 2014

Redneckticus hillbillicus

The scientific name for Rednecks and Hillbillies.

The new species of humans are called Redneckticus hillbillicus, who mainly live in the southern region of the United States.

by FutureDVM8812 April 4, 2010

Redneck

Waking up at a Comfort Inn, having anal sex for a hour before walking over to the waffle house for breakfast.

A Redneck, wakes up at a Comfort Inn, has anal sex for a hour before walking over to the waffle house for breakfast.

by bebeboo2 July 15, 2011