Everyone did really well

When a teacher says everyone did well, and your sitting there in class knowing forwell you failed

Teacher: everyone did really well on that test
Student: i only answered 2 out of 10 questions

by Jeffdonga December 1, 2018

Fucking really

What the fuck?

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 2, 2019

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

really blows

When something sucks or it is boring; not interesting; not holding your attention
Or when something surprises you; shocks you; amazes you; too good to be true; unbelievable

"Man, this party really blows. Let's get out of here."
" Oh my gosh, this movie really blows. We should've went to see something else, man."

"You really blow my mind every time you explain something."
"It really blows my mind how she can stay with him, even though he's beating on her."

by DWay05 August 25, 2017

Is She Really Going Out With Him?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee goes cold
Look over there (where?)
There, there's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth

Look over there (where?)
There, here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead
'Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene
Hey, hey, hey
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here
Around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around here
Something going wrong around

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019