Cuck-rugged

When your wife is cucking you on your living room rug, and you pull the rug from under them.

SWIM: "Hey aren't you the simp that got cucked?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"

SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"

by Definitely Not Wolf September 20, 2020

rug

bruh but your bald so its brug but tbh ngl smh its rug

bald man: (big words)
you;: rug tbh ngl smh

by The real Tsu October 12, 2020

rossland rug

In the ski and mountain biking Mecca of Rossland, B.C., all trucks in town can be seen with a tailgate protector mat

( usually a Dakine mat), with multiple bikes hanging.
This Rossland Rug on the tailgates of trucks has become synonymous with mountain biking in British Columbia, and everywhere mountain bike culture exists.

That new trail must be ready to shred, look at all the Rossland Rugs in the parking lot!!

by Dez4prez October 9, 2017

Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.

"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"

by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017

bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers

Fuuuuck iv got burnouts on the bum rug

by Gapezy June 27, 2017

Rug Burn

When someone has Chlamydia, and has a hairy downstairs.

I have such rug burn right now.

by Zipwubadub June 30, 2016