A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Lonely Robot

A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".

Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.

Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."

Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."

Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."

Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."

by shesclassist April 10, 2024

robotized

The description of an animated or "living" robot

As they started moving about it became completely clear how they were robotized instead of dead machinery.

by slant121 November 27, 2014

Robot

Pornstars

Pornstars are basically robots. Every time they do a scene, even if their fuckin’ cocks are numb, they have to act like it’s the best sex of their lives

by Fucking commies September 11, 2020

Robotic Coit

Anytime a robotic intelligence becomes aroused.

Android 69 fused into a robotic coit.

by Purplehanzz September 26, 2021

robotic potato

When a person with missing limb has a prosthetic limb proceeds to analy fist their partner

Bro I robotic potato the shit out of that girl

by Jcbet February 27, 2017

dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021