race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 2, 2020

Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

blank race

Blank is a whole new race for people who are racist to their own race and other races too

kelly:Yeah man John was so racist He became a blank race

Tom: DAYUM

by Fl4k February 25, 2021

Racing Sailboats

The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!

Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.

by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019

Ghost Racing

The act where you, our of boredom, imagine someone, or something, running/flying/swimming etc. outside one of the sidewindows in a car

A thing many people did when they were kids, but wierdly enough never mentioned to anybody (The Ghost Racer Taboo)

Jeoffrey: "Been Ghost Racing lately, Charlie"
Charlie: "Ehm... what's Ghost Racing?"
Jeoffrey: "Look it up in the Urban Dictionary"
Charlie: "Heck is that?"
Jeoffrey: "Charlie, just because you're blind, doesn't mean you cannot internet"

by ALStil1234HverFredag November 3, 2013

Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020

penis racing

penis racing is an official racing team founded somewhere in ireland or something idk. anyways fuck off

penis racing team best racing team in the world

by SteinsSpar July 7, 2021