Ant Queening

A modern phenomena of lying in bed all day doing jack shit (due to exhaustion, severe hangover or simply resentment towards society) while a series of delivery people bring you sustenance like worker ants to a bloated queen.

Delivery driver: Here is your fourth order of the day.
Person ant queening; loud belching, panting, retreating
Delivery driver: Happy ant queening, see you in a few hours for dinner.

by Bumhurt January 10, 2019

A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.

A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"

by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018

lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.

Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.

by havokhell November 29, 2021

snow queen

Usually a Gay Black male who only dates White men.

Andre is the last snow queen. He prefers the blonde Nordic type but will do Irish and even Italian. Long as they're White.

by Kev121 October 8, 2005

Queen's Cowboys

RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
The National police force of Canada. They originally rode horses back when cars & roads weren't quite up to modern standards. These days they prefer to ride in air-conditioned comfort of Ford Crown Vic Interceptors. The horses are generally only taken out for crowd control, parades, and musical ride.

The Queen's Cowboys pulled me over for speeding and asked for a non-voluntary donation to the National coffers.

by mk-1 July 12, 2007

chatroom queen

A female on a dating website or cybersex chatroom who is only there to talk (i.e. get attention) and not there to actually meet someone or engage in naughty story time. They often complain about the "perverts" they encounter on dating sites or in sex chat despite their presence on a web page many would consider "perverted".

Some especially hypocritical chatroom queens will have an active web cam on in a sex chatroom and complain that people ask to see their tits.

Chatroom queens are distant cousins of cam whores.

Bob462: Hey Mary82! Show us your tits!
Mary82: OMG! That's so gross!
SPANKDADDY: How are you Mary?
Mary82: I'm good, how are you?
Bob462: Don't waste your time SPANK, she's a chatroom queen....
SPANKDADDY: AHHH...so no win in this room tonight...
Mary82: Someone talk to me!

by ElNabo March 2, 2009

lipstick queen

An unattractive woman who smears lipstick on in an attempt to distract from ugliness is commonly known as a lipstick queen.

Courtney Love or Donatella Versace on bad days are prime examples of lipstick queens. Pity those they kiss as they say "dahling"

by Deva Sheraton November 5, 2006