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Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.
Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023
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punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.
I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.
by Bert Skills October 23, 2003
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petting

to stroke or pett ones genitals in a sexual manner, creating stimulation ones cock or pussy.
she petted me so hard i started to erect and jizzd all over her fucking body!
by The-Clasp September 24, 2003
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Puttin my gun in vietnam

fuckin a chick with some serius bush issues and having trouble dealing with it
man suzy is fina and everything but i was puttin my gun in vietnam. it was terrible. she thinks its still 1969
by Isaacrocksmysocks January 14, 2008
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plutting

light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the plastic see-through kind work the best as plastic repells plutting rain.
1) "Oh no! Its plutting!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."

2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"
by liza minelli May 30, 2008
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Pusting

I'm finna be pusting.
by Florala Fran March 26, 2009
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Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult
Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you
by peterguan February 12, 2020
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