a beautiful elegant woman, who is always there. usually grows to aroung 5'7" and strong as ever, they can generally squat around 240lbs no questions asked. also known for their delicious cooking and baking. but dont be fooled by their sweet demeanor, they can kick anyones ass.
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A display of one's popularity defined by the number of individuals relaxing on one's porch compared to one's neighbors.
Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.
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