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princess

A girl who is so clueless about the world around her. She sees what she wants, hears what she wants, and only wants things her way. She has no compassion or understanding of other people's perspectives that are standing right in front of her.

Princesses need a knock on the head so they can see the real world. And that the world does not revolve around them.

To a woman, being a princess is an insult because it means their mannerisms are annoying!
Well, duh, she's a princess, she's going to be whining and crying about it the whole night if you don't give her what she wants.
by bhriding October 18, 2008
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Princess Breaker

A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.

Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
by John Jim May 5, 2006
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Prince Piru RG

The leader of a reformist revolutionary group that finally realized that killing a man over colors is stupid. He started "The BrotherHood of United Hoods" made up of mostly ex-gang bangers including Bloods, Crips, G.D., Latin Kings, ViceLords, and independant cliques.

He was a prominent member of the Bloods for 15 years and embraced the violence they created before he branched off and started his movement. He bangs for the good of the community and revolutionary principles on what he calls "The Oppression". Which according to him, is the root cause of most poverty and gang violence.
1) One of the few black men out there that actually have the balls to do somethin' about oppression and disenfranchisement

2) "Everything I do reflects of mah hood and mah people. I must set the example for mah *G* Soldiers to follow. I am responsible fo real people's lives."

3) "It is better for one to tread silently in the darkness than to paint a big bullseye across the chest for all the oppression to see!"

4) Prince Piru RG was tried for posessing firearms within 1,000 feet of school property but wasn't convicted.
by BoMan May 21, 2007
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indie ponce

Indie ponce is the term used to describe an adolescent male who believes he is the ultimate indie character. This may be due to fashion, musical talent or general behaviour, most of the times all of these come into consideration. Usually an indie ponce has a select group of friends, which all adore him and believe that he is, in fact, the ultimate indie figure, but rarely has the indie ponce got any friends outside of his small circle.
Common traits:
Style: Skinny jeans, Pointy shoes, cardigans, most often very skinny in physique, most commonly to have a tattoo of either song lyrics or poetry in Latin or Italian.
Musical Talent: Often thought of as a 21st Century Poet, by himself or his inner circle, he believes he is the modern day version of T. S. Eliot and Hunter S. Thompson combined in one skinny indie kid.
General Behaviour: Generally of Public school background, will always be in a relationship with an indie cindy, only ever drinks Jack Daniels and Coke, believes that ‘being spotted’ is key to everything.
Heroes: Pete Doherty, J. D Salinger, Shakespeare, T. S. Eliot, Hunter S. Thompson, His parents.
Next time just tell me i’m being an Indie Ponce, OK?”
“He is such an Indie Ponce! He thinks he’s so amazing!!!”
by Kate_UK May 29, 2007
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But Our Princess is in Another Castle

An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.
Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?

His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.
by Boss79 February 16, 2009
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Mushroom Princess

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...
I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.
by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010
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Princess peach

The princess of the mushroom kingdom. Girlfriend of mario. Exists only to be saved by mario. Annoying. Always in another castle. Nice tits.
Man, 4 chan has a lot of princess peach porn.
by Bob mcbobington August 7, 2008
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