proctosniff

An indiviual who takes pleasure in the aroma of flatulence (farts)

Whenever I fart my wife sniffs my ass like a bouquet of flowers. She such a proctosniff.

by pebblesgirl March 25, 2017

prom night pretty

A girl who is not pretty out of the shower, but has a solid foundation and when applies makeup and effort appears pretty.

I saw Kim when she woke up this morning and realized she is a total prom night pretty.

by bryguy6969 February 5, 2018

Proctopsychologist

A call center agent who spends 8 hours a day listening to assholes with problems.

I am fucking pissed off about my bill, I am going to call my proctopsychologist at xyz mobility.

by flyboi737 March 10, 2018

Prom Digger

When you talk to someone you barely know in hopes on them asking you to their prom. Breaking up with your boyfriend and getting back together right around prom just so your ass isnt date less.

Friend: I just broke up with my boyfriend
Other friend: Omg who are you gonna go to prom with?
Friend: Omg you right, imma get back together with him.
Other friend: Omg youre such a prom digger

by imabadbyoucantkillme May 16, 2018

Prom

A disapointment

"I went to PROM and it was nothing like the Movies so I hate everyone now. Especially Brady, hate that guy."

by Budeman May 27, 2018

Prom Fate

As a form of destiny or fate, a Prom Fate is when you're going to prom with your prom date, then, before the end of the night, he/she either friend-zones or breaks up with you.

I met my Prom Fate last night, man. I miss her so much already.

by Garbonzo the 3rd May 30, 2018

Proct-omologist

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018