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potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.
Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.
by Venk January 13, 2006
mugGet the potato fingermug.

roman the potato

roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.
Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!
by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023
mugGet the roman the potatomug.

potato-sac

The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.
by word authority June 19, 2016
mugGet the potato-sacmug.

Potato Religion

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020
mugGet the Potato Religionmug.

The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!
by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020
mugGet the The potato godmug.

Purple Potatoes

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this
by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018
mugGet the Purple Potatoesmug.

face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
by ekamarie April 6, 2010
mugGet the face potatomug.

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