Pocket Pool

a euphemism for masturbation describing the penis as the pool cue

He was bored and lonely on friday night so he played a bit of pocket pool

by anonymous2511 October 22, 2008

Kids at the pool with no towels

When you use the toilet for a bowel movement, and there is no toilet paper.

"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."

by corrupteddevil September 13, 2009

Gene pool

Filling a persons inny belly button full of semen

I pulled out and gave kristie a gene pool

by fatninja May 18, 2007

pocket pool

to stick ones hand in a pants pocket, reach for ones sex pistol and grab it.

David is playing pocket pool again!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

To make a large dump in the toilet. To drop more then one poop off in a setting.

Also, sometimes the kids open the door too quickly or some get caught in the door making it harder for the other ones to come out.

Susie:Hey girl! where have you been?

Monica: oh I was just dropping the kids off at the pool.

Susie: OHHH.

by hmchin17 August 11, 2009

boner pool

Playing pool, except replace the pool cues with the quivering, burning hot boners. Invented by several college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. Before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent boners with blue chalk as a lubricant. If the player scratches, the it is termed a busted nut. Bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed boner banking or more popularly the money shot. When one ball blocks another it is called a cock-block. Condoms are not allowed in boner pool. Only the man's raw, tense, sweating, sinewy boner will suffice. The winner of boner pool (or boner billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned King Dick.

James: Dammit. Ouch. I got chalk in my boner-hole.

Tyler: You got blue chalk in your moist boner-hole? That must burn.

Brandon: That is panty-moistening boner pool event.

Josh: My boner is so unwieldy.

Ian: Let me give you two hands.

Josh: You grab my boner towards the stalk, and I will maneuver my boner with both hands on the head. My thick bulbous mushroom head.

Tyler: Thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.

Brandon: You're very skillful. Where did you learn to handle a boner like that?

James: Church camp.

by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006

Infinity Pool

A pool that gives the visual effect of the water extending to the horizon, or to infinity. Also used in too many photos on photo sites such as photoblip.com and damnlol.com.

I went to a resort in Spain, they had a wicked infinity pool!

by tkdrocker806 March 27, 2012