u/potatoisilluminati

A mediocre redditor that constantly switches between being sad and okay. Never makes memes but is a karma whore. Is a very weird person but tries to be nice.

Person 1: Have you seen u/potatoisilluminati's posts?
Person 2: yeah that guy's fuckin weird

by potatoisilluminati November 10, 2020

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Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 13, 2020

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Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

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The most amazing group of people who ever walked the earth. The potatos wander around doing rando things. They are French fry, tater tot, potato chip, potato battery, potato gnocchi, hash brown, and sweet potato. They merchandise with many potato 🥔 themed things.

There has never been and never will be a group of friends quite like the potatos.

by Potato battery September 29, 2022

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Idshh potatoe

Idaho potatoe

“Put idshh potatoe in beans to stop the gas.”

by Country Speaker October 15, 2023

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Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.

My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."

by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024

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